- When Louis Tomlinson has a nicer ass than you.
- When Louis Tomlinson has a nicer wardrobe than you.
- When Louis Tomlinson has a softer voice than you.
- When Louis Tomlinson has nicer hair than you.
- When Louis Tomlinson can get guys better than you can.
- When Louis Tomlinson can pull of being immature and you just look like a fuck.
- When Louis Tomlinson dances better than you.
- When Louis Tomlinson is just better than you in everything.